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Fire up the playlist and hit that treadmill while watching demos.

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Statistics

Weight loss by country

  1. Image 160.9 kg
  2. Image 121 kg
  3. Image 50.6 kg
  4. Image 34.3 kg
  5. Image 32.1 kg
  6. Image 28.7 kg
  7. Image 18.3 kg
  8. Image 15.9 kg
  9. Image 13.4 kg
  10. Image 11.3 kg
  11. Image 6.5 kg
  12. Image 5.6 kg
  13. Image 4.4 kg
  14. Image 3 kg
  15. Image 2.3 kg
  16. Image 1.2 kg
  17. Image 1.1 kg
  18. Image 1 kg
  19. Image 0.4 kg

That's a total of 497.4 kg!

Average weight by country

  1. Image 116.55 kg
  2. Image 109.37 kg
  3. Image 109.3 kg
  4. Image 108.82 kg
  5. Image 107.47 kg
  6. Image 106 kg
  7. Image 102.19 kg
  8. Image 100.69 kg
  9. Image 100.5 kg
  10. Image 97.2 kg
  11. Image 97 kg
  12. Image 96.24 kg
  13. Image 94.2 kg
  14. Image 89.53 kg
  15. Image 88 kg
  16. Image 86.17 kg
  17. Image 86.8 kg
  18. Image 84 kg
  19. Image 82.87 kg
  20. Image 79.27 kg
  21. Image 78.68 kg
  22. Image 76 kg
  23. Image 75.9 kg
  24. Image 74 kg
  25. Image 73 kg
  26. Image 71.5 kg
  27. Image 70.4 kg
  28. Image 62 kg
  29. Image 61 kg

What is this madness?

Throughout the ages, it has been a sacrosanct thing that demosceners are fatter than the average human being. A LOT fatter, bred on a diet of Cola, toast, and waffles with cheese. Even if a scener was thin to look at, he would still be fat on the inside, globules of fat surrounding those delicious, sweet organs. 

Some sceners just made da phat beats, we won't argue against those. Keep them coming! 

HOWEVER!! To cut to the chase: we're getting old. Yes, just face it. You're becoming an old fuck, and you can't take the abuse that much longer. You need to lose some weight, old fuck, and the strategic Pounds-Off initiative can help you achieve that! Sign up now, set up a weight loss goal, and be safe in the knowledge that you may be an old fuck with too much weight on your bones, but you're not alone, and together we can make the whole goddamn world better!

And always remember: loose lips! Sink ships!

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News

Changelog update on Jan, 7th!

  • Added KMI (knoeki mass index)
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Todays activities

1 people lost a total of 0.8 kg since yesterday and lost 0.8 kg since their last weighting
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